secretsandevillove:

“what that mouth do babygirl?”

cast spells. invoke the ancients. and hurt your feelings probably

nickeldoodle:

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

urbanlegends:

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

napping-sapphic:

You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

elenadoeslife:

Roadmap to self love - you are golden, honey

ii1i-deactivated20220724:

9710144:

lesbianlion:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

pankendev:

just-shower-thoughts:

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

failhag:

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.